Terrible news. In a surprise attack by body-snatching Afroaliens the crew of Kamalii was today taken over, with our good Captain possessed by the evil overlord of these extra-terrestrial invaders, intent upon bringing about world domination and afros for all.
"Take me to your hair stylist, Earthling!"
In a desperate bid to prevent the spread of the alien scourge, the crew of Alure were forced to launch a swift rocket attack to destroy the invaders, unfortunately with the complete loss of Kamalii in the process.
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